its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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