Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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