If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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