Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
