That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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