K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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