Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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