I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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