Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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