Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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