Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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