we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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