Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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