therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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