i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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