he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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