My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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