ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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