Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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