Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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