There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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