remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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