My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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