I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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