what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Randomize
