I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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