my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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