"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I AM VODKA MAN
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
