Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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