FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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