Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
