they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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