i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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