Duck Duck Cougar?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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