are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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