Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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