after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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