he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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