I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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