Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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