she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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