can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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