Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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