Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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