You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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