so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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