But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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