you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize