I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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