If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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