Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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