Plan B is the new Plan A
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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